Showing posts with label Self-Promotion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Self-Promotion. Show all posts

Monday, June 16, 2008

Another recomendation for Senator McCain

Since it worked so well last time, I'll offer up a bit of advice for Senator McCain to counter a frequent Obama putdown.

Whenever McCain offers another part of his Energy Overhall proposal, Obama counters that it's a "Short-Term Solution". Senator McCain's new counter-counter should be-

"Senator Obama thinks that Americans suffering at the pump can wait for his lofty long-term solutions. I believe that a long-term solution can only work with immediate and decisive action to help lower gas prices now, not round table discussions and academic debate that will take years. The American people can't wait."

Just so you know senator, I'm available should you need me on staff full time...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Called It!

Looks like senator McCain is taking my advice on calling Obama Carter's second term!

Senator, if you're reading my blog and thus stole the line from me (he says, irrationaly) keep up the good work!

Boo-Ya!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Family Picnic

I'll be at Grandmother Hedge's side of the family's family picnic today. Should be good, nice food, unbearable heat, close family, some family I've never actualy talked to before with the exception of these picnics...

Its sort of like the democratic national convention. Everyone's going to show up expecting free food, and not really know what else is going on (and doesn't want to risk the wrath of the organizers by asking).

Back Later Today for more updates.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

I made it onto Overheard in New York AGAIN!

Could You Call Ahead to the Pro-Choicers on 6th?
Environmentalist giving out fliers: Excuse me sir, do you care about helping our environment?
Man: Oh no thank you, I'm a Republican.

--14th & 5th

Overheard by: Dave
via Overheard in New York, May 30, 2008