Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Obama's Bold New Approach to Foreign Policy

Richard Danzig, Obama's chief Foreign policy expert, said that American strategy in the War on Terror should be more like Winnie the Pooh. Really? I know you have to dumb most things down for the Senator from Illinois, with his vast 2 years of experience campaigning, but Winnie the Pooh? That's... great. Just fantastic. So if I'm following you...

Winnie the Pooh=America

So that would mean...

Christopher Robin=the UK?
Owl=The UN?
Roo=New Zealand?
The Honey Tree=The Middle East?
The Thinking Place=Switzerland?
Heffalumps and Woozles=Shia and Suni Muslims?

I'm sorry senator, Perhaps if Mr. Danzig did the finger puppets like they did for you I'd be able to get the metaphor better, but right now all I can see the analogy meaning is that you want America to becomecuddly with no ablity to extract ourselves from the honey tree without someone pulling us. Or perhaps you just want us to be popular and follow the lead of others. Either way you slice it, your final goal is clear- America gone soft.

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