A Sincere Apology

I'm back from the picnic (damn the man who invented water balloons...) but I feel that, looking over my previous post, that I have misled you.

I have been to a national convention (The 2004 republican convention, it was a great time) and I must say, there was NO free food. None. At all. Ever.

DO NOT become a delegate for your local party expecting free food at the convention. I cannot stress that enough.